Tommy Wiseau

Johnny is the mysteriously Eastern European protagonist of The Room, the magnum opus of Tommy Wiseau, who wrote, directed and portrays the titular Room.

Quotes

 * "It's not true! I did not hit her! I did naaaahhhhht! Oh, hi Mark!"
 * "You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
 * "Hahaha"
 * "I'm tired, I'm wasted...I love you, darling!"